Today's Track : Liz Phair - Why Can't I
(In my attempts of not becoming linear, I have become perverse and random)
Today’s subconscious want ad...
Wanted – someone to replace me as junior database admin monkey for a week so I can go somewhere warm and lie in the sun.
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So I’m commuting to work these days since my dad went back to work and I’m now car-less – which is totally TFD (tres f*ing drag). The one good thing is that I now have more time to read while waiting for the bus. As a new member of the commuting worker culture I had to endure some hazing this morning. Nothing wakes you up in the morning like a fresh whiff of BO from passing commuters. How do you even get BO so early in the morning? The day hasn’t even started and people are already sweating? I’d hate to see these people get really stressed out. They’d be like my dog -- leaving puddles everywhere they go.
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After more than a year of blogging I have finally found the key to writing a good blog and I’m not telling any of you. Why? -- Because none of you have got the bollocks to pull it off.
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Tim Horton’s ice cappuccinos give me diarrhea and McDonald’s Big Macs make my poops super solid (even more so than a triple thick milkshake). Hypothesis to be tested later : Big Mac + Ice Cappucino = normal/regular bowel movements.
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"Here we are, we're at the beginning
We haven't fucked yet, but my head's spinning"
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